Announcing 1st Shanghai X-Day Drill and Missionary Powerpoint Festival

As this is my first X-day in Shanghai as Khan I am going to build an X-Day Drill
in full faith that if I do so, they will come.

I've decided on a slightly different format. A nightclub, a table with four
mikes, a live internet radio/TV feed and a large screen with a projector,
connected to a battered laptop with a Dobbshead sticker. My inspiration? Every
year there is a massive Shanghai Literary festival with a whole slew of foreign
authors coming through to wow the expats and the English-literate Chinese. See
site here
http://tinyurl.com/colc68

I am making an call to all SubGenii everywhere for academic papers in the form
of that great weapon known to every salesman and primary school teacher, the
Powerpoint presentation. The research can be factual or bogus, but it must be
fantically religiously defended irregardless. Authors have the option of having
their paper/ppt presented by a scantily clad Chinese university student. If you
can attend personally, we'll find you a straw mat to sleep on in the Great Hall
of the People.

Ppts will remain the property of author, but given the number of pirate DVDs on
the street here, that may prove to be a moot point.

I am thinking of papers/powerpoints on the following topics:

To Get Rich is Glorious: Thirty years of Patrio-Psychotic Anarcho Materialism in
China (I'll probably do this one)

New methods in Hapafropuzipulops cultivation: report from the X'tang plateau

Fu Manchu: Mountebank or Scourge?

Breakthroughs in North Korean model rocketry

Yeti sightings 1949-2009

Stang in China 1986-with surprise appearances by his old production partners

SubGenius art for the masses - Dobbsian Socialist Realism

or damn near anything else. The subtext of all ppts should be outreach and
recruitment of Chinese subgenii and money-paying bobbies.

We'll have music, a few rants, a showing of Arise! and then will whip through
powerpoint after powerpoint until the spectators pass out, riot, or go home.

For more information contact me,
The Shining Path of Least Resistance, Khan of All-Shanghai
shinpath@yahoo.com